"One little girl. One BIG hope.

"Last year Amal, a ten year old refugee, embarked on a remarkable journey that took her from the Syrian border across Turkey, across Europe. In search of her mother. To get back to school. To start a new life. Now she takes her next steps.

"Amal is a 3.5 meter puppet. From July to November 2021, representing all displaced children, many separated from their families, Amal travelled over 8,000km embodying the urgent message 'Don't forget about us'.

"Since the beginning of her journey in 2021, Little Amal has travelled through over 70 cities and been welcomed at more than 160 unique events, reaching 875,000 people in the 12 countries she has already visited, and millions more online. In June 2022, one year on from leaving Syria she will take part in World Refugee Week by visiting 10 towns and cities across England meeting old friends and making new ones. In September 2022, Amal will travel to New York City. After arriving at JFK Airport, she will travel through all five boroughs, meeting artists, civic leaders, community groups, and young New Yorkers of all backgrounds."

"What a week it has been in politics. Far from the promise of "no border in the Irish Sea", we are now threatened with a trade war over Boris Johnson's government's decision to overturn its own treaty commitments on Northern Ireland.

"The plan to send asylum seekers to Rwanda is unravelling, bringing with it the usual Brexiter reaction that this country should abandon the post-war European Convention on Human Rights, based on democracy, individual freedom and the rule of law and set up in part as a beacon of hope to the countless millions enslaved under communist dictatorship.

"Queues are back. Thanks to Brexit, there are queues to see doctors, queues at A&E departments, queues at airports, queues at ports, queues at passport offices. Farmers turn their crops unharvested back into the soil.

"Meanwhile the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development has predicted that the UK will grind to a halt in 2023. Only Russia is performing worse out of the G20 group of wealthy nations."

"Brexit was meant to be a 'new beginning for the Tory party,' Jeremy Warner wrote this week in the Daily Telegraph, 'but by making trade with Europe more difficult and costly it has so far only added to the country's travails'. In its coverage of recent OECD warnings, the Daily Mail reported that the UK economy 'is set to flatline next year - performing worse than every other G20 country except for sanctions-crippled Russia'. Most of these countries have also felt the consequences of the war in Ukraine and the Covid epidemic - but not, of course, Brexit.

"I say to all those who have supported the European vision of prime ministers from Churchill through to Cameron: now is the time to restore this vision of our country as a major European partner in one of the world's most powerful and influential organisations. We owe that to generations that are yet to come."

"We must re-create the European family in a regional structure called, it may be, the United States of Europe, and the first practical step will be to form a Council of Europe. If at first all the States of Europe are not willing or able to join a union we must nevertheless proceed to assemble and combine those who will and who can. The salvation of the common people of every race and every land from war and servitude must be established on solid foundations, and must be created by the readiness of all men and women to die rather than to submit to tyranny."

"Pour ma part, je ne suis l'ennemi d'aucune race et d'aucune nation du monde. Ce n'est pas contre une race, ce n'est pas contre une nation quelconque que nous nous rassemblons. C'est contre la tyrannie sous toutes ses forms, anciennes ou modernes, que nous nous dressons résolument. La tyrannie reste toujours la même, quelles que soient ses fausses promesses, quel que soit le nom qu'elle adopte, quels que soient les déguisements dont elle habille ses valets."

"For my part, I am not the enemy of any race or nation in the world. It's not against any race, it's not against any nation that we come together. It is against tyranny in all its forms, ancient or modern, that we stand resolutely. Tyranny always remains the same, whatever its false promises, whatever name it adopts, whatever the disguises in which it dresses its henchmen."

"Over two months ago we offered rooms to a Ukrainian family (two adults and their two year old). The accommodation we have offered was checked and approved 5 weeks ago by our local council and the family put in their visa requests over two months ago and yet they haven't heard anything despite two requests from our MP to the home office (on our behalf as we seem to have no access to the process). Easy for us to carry on with our lives here but theirs are on hold. I feel so sorry for them but we're helpless and they're understandably thinking of seeking a home in another country. Makes me embarrassed to be British. And cross. It's all blather."

"Since May last year, the Scottish Parliament has had a clear majority of Members who are in favour of independence and committed to giving the people of Scotland that choice in a referendum.

"The Scottish Government is determined that the choice people make on independence will be an informed one.

"To that end, this is the first in a series of 'Building a New Scotland' papers designed to contribute to a full, frank and constructive debate on Scotland's future.

"Independence in itself does not guarantee success for any country. For Scotland, the aspiration of a wealthier, fairer and more successful country will depend on democratic decisions made post-independence and the good stewardship of governments elected.

"But the point is this: in an independent Scotland, crucial decision-making power will rest with the people who live here - not with Westminster governments that do not command the support of people in Scotland, and which pursue policies, for example, Brexit, that are deeply damaging to Scotland's interests."

"Whether or not the first deportation flight leaves Britain today for Rwanda, this policy should shame us as a nation. Rwanda is a brave country recovering from catastrophic genocide. The shame is our own, because our Christian heritage should inspire us to treat asylum seekers with compassion, fairness and justice, as we have for centuries. Those to be deported to Rwanda have had no chance to appeal, or reunite with family in Britain. They have had no consideration of their asylum claim, recognition of their medical or other needs, or any attempt to understand their predicament.

"Many are desperate people fleeing unspeakable horrors. Many are Iranians, Eritreans and Sudanese citizens, who have an asylum grant rate of at least 88 per cent. These are people Jesus had in mind as he said when we offer hospitality to a stranger, we do it for him. They are the vulnerable that the Old Testament calls us to value. We cannot offer asylum to everyone, but we must not outsource our ethical responsibilities, or discard international law - which protects the right to claim asylum.

"We must end the evil trafficking; many churches are involved in fighting this evil. This needs global co-operation across every level of society. To reduce dangerous journeys to the UK we need safe routes: the church will continue to advocate for them. But deportations - and the potential forced return of asylum seekers to their home countries - are not the way. This immoral policy shames Britain."

Justin Welby, Archbishop of Canterbury
Stephen Cottrell, Archbishop of York
Dame Sarah Mullally, Bishop of London
Paul Butler, Bishop of Durham
David Urquhart, Bishop of Birmingham
John Inge, Bishop of Worcester
Christopher Cocksworth, Bishop of Coventry
Steven Croft, Bishop of Oxford
James Newcome, Bishop of Carlisle
Alan Smith, Bishop of St Albans
Donald Allister, Bishop of Peterborough
Stephen Conway, Bishop of Ely
Christopher Chessun, Bishop of Southwark
Nicholas Baines, Bishop of Leeds
Rachel Treweek, Bishop of Gloucester
Martin Warner, Bishop of Chichester
Vivienne Faull, Bishop of Bristol
Libby Lane, Bishop of Derby
Julian Henderson, Bishop of Blackburn
David Walker, Bishop of Manchester
Guli Francis-Dehqani, Bishop of Chelmsford
Robert Atwell, Bishop of Exeter
Andrew Watson, Bishop of Guildford
Martin Seeley, Bishop of St Edmundsbury & Ipswich
Paul Williams, Bishop of Southwell & Nottingham

"Sword swallowing has always shown that the seemingly impossible can be possible, and inspired people to think beyond the obvious. Occasionally I demonstrate this ancient Indian art at the end of one of my lectures on global development. I step up onto a table and rip off my professorial checked shirt to reveal a black vest top decorated with a gold sequined lightning bolt. I call for complete silence, and to the swirling beat of a snare drum I slowly slide an army bayonet down my throat. I stretch out my arms. The audience goes wild."

"Bristol was the first place in the UK to declare a climate emergency, yet the mayor is acting completely at odds with this declaration. Faced with such a precarious climate situation, we need our leaders to demonstrate the kind of action we should all be taking, not flying to another continent to speak, ironically, about the climate emergency. Actions always speak louder than words, and in this post-pandemic age of online interactions, it would have been a much more powerful and effective statement to appear on screen."

"Consider these four numbers: three, 55, 75, 80. Cities occupy less than three percent of the Earth's land surface. Cities are home to over half, 55 percent, of the world's population. Cities are responsible for around 75 percent of CO2 emissions. Cities consume 80 percent of the world's energy.

"But think about this. It's the characteristics of cities - their reach, their size, their density, close proximity of the leadership to the people, their adaptability and their capacity for reinvention - that mean that we can actually plan to manage those numbers. That means through our cities, we can actually plan to do more, for more people, with less. And it's why I say cities are one of the most effective tools we have at our disposal for leveraging efficiency into our relationships with land, energy and waste."

"He has been clear - the fight against climate change will be won or lost in cities, which generate three-quarters of global carbon emissions. And it is therefore the duty of city leaders to come together, lobby for change and influence each other to make a collective impact. The mayor's visit to Vancouver was not just to deliver the talk. He had a full agenda [including the chance to network with other influential speakers and attract future funding and inward investment]."

"How does our country fit into the bigger picture of global transformation and upheaval, climate change, war and political violence? Britain was one of the first countries to ratify the Refugee Convention in 1951, so how can schemes like criminalising desperate people on arrival, or offloading them to Rwanda, even be considered? Yet now they are more than schemes - they have become law. Refugees have been scapegoats for countries' problems throughout history. But never until now have there been such starkly different policies for different people, according to how they travel instead of why they have fled."

"Having two travel-obsessed parents, by the age of fourteen Doina had covered thousands of miles over land and sea, most memorably spending seven years circumnavigating the world with her family on a 36-foot yacht. Her memoir of this time, 'Child of the Sea', was published in 2012.

"Since then she has been mostly land-based but continues to sail whenever possible, including to Antarctica with father Jimmy and brother Ivan. As part of the Blue Planet Odyssey (a round-the-world sailing rally from 2014-17 aiming to raise awareness of climate change and the most urgent issues facing our oceans), she sailed to the Arctic and Tuvalu in the South Pacific to raise awareness of the risks of climate change to these parts of the world. In the summer of 2014 she sailed to the Arctic with Jimmy and her daughter Nera. In 2015 she joined the Blue Planet Odyssey on board Australian yacht Drina with her son Dan and sailed to Samoa, Tuvalu and Vanuatu."

"No 10 Official (2) responded 'Great! Could you also suggest they bring their own booze! Not sure we will have enough but hopefully there aren't that many people in the building!'

"The same No 10 special adviser sent a message to Martin Reynolds [Principal Private Secretary to Boris Johnson] by WhatsApp: 'Drinks this eve is a lovely idea. Just to flag that the press conference will probably be finishing around that time, so helpful if people can be mindful of that as speakers and cameras are leaving, not walking around waving bottles of wine etc.'

"Lee Cain [Downing Street Director of Communications]: 'I think it's your decision my friend, not mine! But it obviously comes with rather substantial comms risks.'"

"There was food and alcohol available which had been bought and brought in by staff. Some members of staff drank excessively. The event was crowded and noisy such that some people working elsewhere in the No 10 building that evening heard significant levels of noise coming from what they characterised as a "party" in the Press Office. A cleaner who attended the room the next morning noted that there had been red wine spilled on one wall and on a number of boxes of photocopier paper.

"The event lasted for several hours, with varying levels of attendance throughout, including because officials left to attend official meetings. Attendance peaked during the awards ceremony. No 10 exit logs show a number of members of staff remaining in the office until after midnight."

"I was made aware of multiple examples of a lack of respect and poor treatment of security and cleaning staff."

"Google's Russia-based business unit has filed for bankruptcy following the country's decision to seize its bank account in late March. The move made it impossible for the Google subsidiary to continue paying its employees, suppliers, and vendors, making it 'untenable' for the tech giant to 'function', according to a statement given to Reuters.

"It has also made it increasingly difficult for Google to move its remaining employees out of Russia. The company had been helping its staff transfer to other EMEA offices since Russia invaded Ukraine on 24 February. Googlers who had chosen to remain in Russia have now been let go.

"In March, Russia banned Google News for promoting 'inauthentic information' about the invasion of Ukraine after Google paused all advertising for Russian state-funded media in late February.

"The asset seizure by Russian authorities is the latest development in Google's soured relations with Putin's government. In late 2021, Google was fined 9 million roubles (£94,400) as a penalty for failing to delete content deemed illegal by the Russian state."

"The messaging app has experienced a surge in demand as users flock to the platform for news and instructions on how to participate in the effort to thwart Russia's invasion. Researchers have observed rapid growth of Ukrainian groups turning to various Telegram channels with the purpose of organising offensive efforts against Russia.

"The highly publicised 'IT Army of Ukraine' group, set up by Oleksandr Bornyakov, Ukraine's deputy minister for digital transformation, is among the most populated with more than 277,000 members [in March 2022]. The group posted its "top priority" targets, which included GLONASS, Russia's space-based satellite navigation system; the Belarusian railway, which hacktivists previously targeted prior to the conflict; Russian telecoms providers; the National Bank of Russia, and ATM processors."

"It is fine dining but for a 4 course menu including wine for €35 a head, I'll tolerate the ponce. Sea bass, lemon foam, pea puree, white asparagus and globe artichokes. Tasty stuff, although the foam was a bit OTT. Best place I've found to eat in the Basque Country. Run by a couple and they're the only two workers."

"Her Majesty's Ministers will bring forward an Energy Bill to deliver the transition to cheaper, cleaner, and more secure energy. This will build on the success of the COP26 Summit in Glasgow last year."

"Her Majesty's Government will continue to seize the opportunities of the United Kingdom's departure from the European Union, to support economic growth."

"Legislation will be introduced to enable the implementation of the United Kingdom's first new Free Trade Agreements since leaving the European Union."

"Her Majesty's Ministers will take action to prevent dangerous and illegal Channel crossings and tackle the criminal gangs who profit from facilitating them."

"Located on a working farm on the A38 we're a family-run farm shop and restaurant. Our humble beginnings began 5 years ago selling our wood fired pizza out of a truck. We've now expanded with indoor and outdoor seating, surrounded by our pasture-fed lambs, two Belted Galloways - Grace and Frankie - and our rescue chickens. The menu is constantly evolving, from hand stretched pizza and antipasti, to traditional Greek sweets and our lamb souvlaki, in order to bring a taste of the Mediterranean to the local community. Like the Ionian Sea, our kitchen fuses Greek and Italian influences creating a wave of flavour throughout our menu."

"We are The Ionian! Mother from Padova, Italy and father from Kozani, Greece - our brother and sister team formed the sea in between.

"Five years ago our family began the woodfired kitchen on an Iveco truck on our farm, as many of you may remember. Since then, we have worked hard on our farm diversification project to bring Mediterranean food to the local community, and serving you with healthy fresh food. We promote seasonal eating, sustainability and creativity, with the help of our amazing team! Unfortunately, since we started the Ionian our local council have not been so supportive of us. Over the years, we have put three planning applications forward to ask for a small wooden building to ensure we can trade easier during the winter months. However, Stroud District Council have informed us they no longer want us to continue The Ionian on our farm at all, despite the unique product we bring to our community along with a love and passion for what we do.

"We would appreciate all of your kindness and support from old customers to new. It would mean a lot to us if you could sign this petition to help us on our case, which will determine if we are allowed to continue the Farmshop & Kitchen on our farm.

"Big love, The Ionian"

"The attachment [to the email, see below], sent to me by my son Matthew, quantifies an important reality I had not reflected on adequately. The attachment states better than I can why attending reunions is important and good for you. Think of how many hours we spent together at Exeter, and how many hours we have spent together since then. For me, less than one hour since graduating for every thousand hours while at Exeter. For every thousand hours I spent building important life relationships with now longstanding friends, I have spent less than one hour enjoying those relationships since graduating. Would I spend 1,000 hours planting seeds and then only one hour harvesting?

"Two weeks ago, John Emerson (who may have never yet before attended an Exeter reunion I can remember) emailed me and others asking if we are attending the reunion, and if he would see us there. John's email triggered more reflection on my part, which triggered a lively email chain discussion on the importance of longstanding friends, memories, comradery, and just getting together with classmates, for our individual and collective benefit."

"Depressing Math reveals a cold truth. While you may not be anywhere near the end of your life, you may very well be nearing the end of your time spent with some of the most important people in your life."

"Perhaps the hardest math to process - and, in turn, the hardest Covid pill to swallow - has to do with our relationships. I grew up spending some time with my parents almost every day. Since turning 19 and moving away for good, I've averaged about 10 to 15 days a year with them. If I'm one of the lucky ones, I'll have quality time with my parents until I'm 60. That means that the day I headed off to college, I had something like 350 remaining parent days total - the amount of time I had with them every year of my childhood. What it boils down to is this: my life, in the best-case scenario, will consist of around 20 years of in-person parent time. The first 19 happened over the course of my first 19 years. The final year is spread out over the rest of my life. When I left for college, I had many decades left with living parents, but only about one year of time left to spend with them."

"We think a lot about those black lines: the roads not taken, the opportunities missed, the ones that got away. But most of us greatly underestimate the size of the lush green tree of possibilities that lie ahead of us. We underestimate future possibilities for the same reason we overestimate the time we have left with those we love; our intuition is not very imaginative. It's a human instinct to believe the life we're used to is how things will always be, both the good parts and the bad. Wallowing in regret carries an implicit assumption that we had agency in the past - that we could have had those other life paths if only we had made better decisions. When we think about the future, though, that feeling of agency often disappears, which can leave us feeling resigned and even hopeless. But the life we'll be living 10 years from now will largely be determined not by our past selves but by our present and future selves. If we imagine what we might regret down the road, it's very much in our hands to do something about it now."

"At our current pace of 10 to 15 days per year, my parents and I have at best a couple of hundred days left to hang out. But there's nothing stopping us from changing that equation. Agreeing upon an additional annual family week each summer would almost double our remaining time together, while moving to the same city could multiply it by 10. Getting together with my friends one weekend a year would triple our pace and leave us with 15 percent of our total hangout time ahead, instead of just 5 percent.

"That big green tree is a reminder that we have the power to change so much of what seems set in stone. The two delusions - that we have countless time ahead of us and that we can't change our course - are a recipe for compla­cency. We can actually go a step further and make up for the missed experiences, flipping the deficit into a surplus. If Covid has given us anything, it's a rare chance for a reset. Let's take it."

"Stroud likes to celebrate everything local. It was one of the many reasons that the old-fashioned, new-age town was named the overall Best Place to Live winner in 2021. A few locals might have treated themselves to a Plant Power vegan pizza (£11) with a pint of Big Cat stout, all organic and "very Stroud" at the Stroud Brewery Tap Room. Others liked to point out the fact that Extinction Rebellion was founded here as grounds for disqualification.

"As a mill town in the Cotswolds, Stroud means different things to different people. For some, it's Barbours and bridles, wellies and yomps on the commons with the labradors; for others it's mung beans and beanies, changing the world one sustainable soya latte at a time. Most Stroudies fall somewhere in between, but whichever camp you're in everyone comes together at the Saturday morning farmers' market - one of the best in the land.

"There's also serious culture at the Stroud Valleys Artspace, Stroud Books prides itself on its 'festival-like vibe', and even the local football team, Forest Green Rovers, is riding high, both in the league and as the world's fully vegan, carbon-neutral club. The thoughtful revamp of the Five Valleys shopping centre is progressing nicely with the arrival of Sandersons - a 'boutique department store' - and evening openings on Fridays with food and music.

"In the past 12 months many more new arrivals have joined Iong-term resi­dents to sing Stroud's (often alternative) praises. The town and its surrounding valleys are crowd-pleasers for families Iooking for good schools - Stroud High School and Marling School finished third and 15th respectively in Parent Power top 20 schools in the Southwest - commuters (direct trains to Paddington 1 hour 28 minutes, Bristol is a 40-minute drive), or anyone who wants to keep it real surrounded by countryside.

"It is one of the reasons that Ry Gerbrands, 36, who grew up in Stroud, retur­ned. He lives a 20-minute walk from Made in Stroud, the gallery and shop set up by his parents in 2000 which he now runs. 'Stroud has improved massively since my early teens,' Gerbrands says. 'There's a much wider choice of good restaurants and pubs and plenty of independent shops - only chain shops closed during lockdown - and also greater diversity in the people here. The Sub Rooms puts on events, educational plays for children, and music, and the markets are a big draw. It's not great for people aged 18 to 23 - there's no nightclub - but past that it's wonderful.'

"Best place to live if... You fancy country living with a radical edge.

"Best address: Middle Street and Nelson Street in the centre, or nearby Minch­inhampton, Chalford and Rodborough."

"Dr Hana Josticova is a friend of ours who is Slovakian by birth but did her PhD at the University of Birmingham on Eastern Ukraine. As a result, she has many personal contacts within Ukraine - especially in the east - and a few weeks ago, she returned home to help refugees on the border and those still in Ukraine who are so very much in need. You, like me, have probably already donated money via one of the larger charities or aid organisations, to mitigate some of the sickening impacts of this hellish, barbaric war but if you feel you would also like to donate directly and immediately via someone who has close contacts in dire straits, please read what she has just sent me (below) about how she is using targeted funds:"

"I sent some money to Hana this morning and she e-mailed (as below) this afternoon."

"Some Covid news from Italy. At more or less the same time as you, perhaps a little earlier, I tested positive, to be followed two days later by Daniela. Symptoms in both cases were those of a heavy cold. As regards the rest of the country, the general trend continues to be downward but by no means insignificant. Lots of people here have picked up this latest strain 'though symptoms are not worrying. We are now negative and life goes on as we prepare for an Easter break on a tour of Germany. Things are not so rosy further east. Can no-one rid us of this grotesque individual?"

"The Germany trip. Flight to Berlin and two days there. I've been there lots of times, also for the university, but always glad to revisit. Then we basically return to Udine by coach via the island of Rugen in the Baltic, Stralsund, Magdeburg, Erfurt, Bamberg, Rothenburg, Augsburg and Chiemsee, plus a number of smaller places. These are all places I have never been to and hence the interest in the trip. The downside will be long hours on the coach, but we mustn't grumble."

Why did Russia invade Ukraine?

In the Kremlin, what would be considered a successful result for the invasion?

What will be the outcome for Ukraine?

Are you worried that this could be the start of a "Chinese century" for Russia?

Who are the winners and losers?

What would qualify as defeat?

How do you feel personally?

"Eddy appreciates your nominating him for protected heritage status in the Handwritten Communications category, and the recognition belatedly conferred on his contribution to sustaining this traditional approach to performing/relativising the constraints of geographical and social distancing while offsetting the normative orthogonality of his preferred medium via the referencing and eclectic recycling of materials and, be it admitted, jokes.

"My client has requested me to inquire discreetly about a possible future nomination in the 'Unrecognised Genius' category, but meanwhile looks forward to collecting his award in person, together with commemorative multicoloured biro. He foresees a window of availability in early May.

"Eddy has yet to read any of your blog due to his continued resistance to post-Enlightenment communications media and his full schedule of outside engagements (currently, for example, 'just popping out to get L'Équipe'), but is kept updated about it and has been familiarised with emergency procedures for accessing his own email (the 'nuclear option', not yet activated)."

"Last weekend people in Ireland were completing their 2022 census form. It included a 'time capsule' section in which one could leave a message for those reading it a hundred years from now."

"Stroud Civic Society's vice chairman, Tim Mars, announced that Stroud's noto­riously ugly police station may be in line for Grade II listed building status.

"Tim said, 'It's about time Stroud police station got the recognition it deserves. Its etiolated horizontality offers an elegant geometric counterpoint to the heterorthogonality of the topography'."

"To limit my contact with the horrible news reports coming out of Ukraine, I have read mainly unrelated items in today's Observer. These include an article on Ofsted's 'pop quiz' method of assessing/disparaging schools' overall performance. The article referred to a recent Ofsted inspection of Coalwood Community School in the Forest of Dean, which was downgraded from outstanding last November. Kids of 7 and under were found to be unable to sequence historical events in the right order because of gaps in their knowledge. To fill in some gaps in mine, I googled and downloaded the Ofsted report, which by the way is full of praise for the environment created by the school and the fact that the children, as well as feeling - and being - safe, supported and happy there, loved reading. The inspectors nevertheless downgraded the school, partly on the basis of children's less than total recall of all the topics covered in the curriculum. They do not seem to have taken into consideration the fact that there have been officially-endorsed and factored-in gaps in all school students' grasp of the curriculum over the last 2 plague years.

"I can't remember doing any formal history lessons until secondary school. At seven I expect I was still under the impression that dinosaurs, cavemen, the Romans, Henry VIII and my grandparents had coexisted in the olden days - i.e. the period up to 1955. The all-important and priceless 'love of reading' my school and parents imparted has enabled me to fill in some of the gaps since then, without necessarily achieving Ofsted-standard certainty about the correct sequence of events.

"This rant is not intended for inclusion in your news round-up, by the way [Ed: I have gained permission from Diana to include it 😃]. I just thought you might be interested in some home-produced idiocy as an alternative to brooding on the savagery unleashed elsewhere. Have you ever heard Fascinating Aida's wonderful Ofsted Song? I'll forward it to you.

"On a more hopeful note: Ceasefire in Yemen! A little bit of hell on Earth may be in retreat."

Why are you selling?

What sort of owner are you looking for?

What about the 800 staff here in Stroud?

Has the Ukraine situation and the energy crisis had a big impact on your thoughts?

You've given money to David Drew [Labour MP in Stroud for many years, replaced by Conservative Siobhan Baillie in 2019, fervent supporter of Forest Green Rovers, former chairman and vice-chairman] - do your politics lean that way? Will you stand in Stroud?

If you got into Parliament you could do a lot as a member of the club.

"This is a huge decision - it's been my life for a long time and is arguably my life's work. But it's the right decision at the right time - our pipeline of green energy projects is way beyond what we can fund ourselves, while at the same time, the country's need for new sources of renewable energy has never been bigger.

"Or more urgent - we're halfway through the vital last decade, the UN said we had to avoid the worst of climate change, and little has changed in that time. The good news is that the war in Europe has finally brought the attention of our government to this issue, through the risk to energy supplies and the newfound interest in Energy Independence.

"By passing the baton now to a new owner, Ecotricity will be able to play a big role in the accelerated shift to 100% green energy on the grid. And I will be able to play a part in the next general election in some way or another. We have everything we need to get to net zero as a country, we have the technology, economics is on our side, as are the public - we clearly have the need, what we lack are politicians that get it and the policies that will help make it happen - faster.

"I believe this will be the most important election of our lives."

"Russia says it has signed up around 16,000 recruits from the Middle East, with social media in Syria flooded with requests for people to join Russian troops. Soldiers are being offered up to £5,000 a month to fight on the front line for Russia in Ukraine. Syria's economy, already ravaged by civil war, now faces a spike in the price of essentials like wheat, much of which comes from Ukraine and Russia - making the Russian offer look all the more tempting."

"Due to the fact that negotiations over an agreement on Ukraine's neutrality and non-nuclear status and security guarantees (for Ukraine) are moving into a practical stage, and taking into consideration the principles discussed during today's meeting, the Ministry of Defence of the Russian Federation has taken the decision to drastically reduce combat operations in the Kyiv and Chernihiv areas in order to boost mutual trust and create the necessary conditions for further negotiations and for the signing of the aforementioned agreement."

"The city is coming alive, I feel. I think the fear is going away a bit. People believe in our army, which is protecting us, and feel comfortable, feel safe. I don't think the Russian army is winning."

"We want to stop the war that Russia has launched in Ukraine without escalation. If this is what we want to do, we should not escalate things - neither with words or actions."

"My gosh, I wish they would keep him on script. Any time you say or even, as he did, suggest that the policy was regime change, it's going to cause a huge problem. This administration has done everything they can to stop escalating. There's not a whole lot more you can do to escalate than to call for regime change."

"Occupation, land seizure, suffering, discrimination and serfdom under the English down the centuries did strengthen the bonds of solidarity in adversity amongst the people of Ireland, but the spirit of generosity would appear to pre-date that. The Celtic Brehon Laws (7th century to 17th century) even stipulated that offering hospitality to the stranger was a duty of all Irish people, and anyone who refused would be shunned by society. Christianity would have reinforced the message of kindness to others."

"I would like to think it is the nature of Irish people to be kind and generous to others, not just related to any laws or religious beliefs."

"Life in medieval Ireland was governed by laws, just as it is today. Readers may be familiar with the term Brehon Laws, which represent a collection of references to instructions, traditions and customs that originate in the 7th and 8th centuries and survive in later medieval manuscripts. It is within these texts that we find evidence of the importance of hospitality in medieval Irish law.

"According to these laws, a householder was required to offer food and lodging to any traveller passing through a neighbourhood. In addition, householders were bound by religious morals to give to the poor.

"Warm welcomes were not just reserved for the upper classes. Several records in the folklore collection tell of the hospitality for 'beggars' and 'travelling folk'. In the townland of Rashinagh, Co. Offaly, it was recorded that 'beggars used to be received in certain homes in the country districts with hospitality'."

"The Choctaw Nation of the south-eastern states of America were so moved by the plight of the Irish people during the Famine that in 1847 they raised $170 - worth tens of thousands of dollars today - from their meagre resources to aid those starving in Ireland.

"Now the generosity of the Choctaw people, which came when they were suffering great penury and hardship after thousands perished on the forced migration that was the Trail of Tears, is to be remembered at a ceremony in Midleton, Co Cork.

"Choctaw Nation chief Gary Batton and a delegation of representatives from the Choctaw Nation of Oklahoma will attend the unveiling of a piece of sculpture entitled 'Kindred Spirits' by Cork-based sculptor Alex Pentek.

"According to Cork County Council East Cork municipal officer Joe McCarthy, the sculpture was commissioned in 2013 by the former Midleton Town Council in recognition of the Choctaw's extraordinary generosity towards the people of Ireland."

"A primary school in County Cork has decided to do away with all homework for the entire month of December, replacing it instead with 'acts of kindness'. Instead of spending the dark winter evenings memorising times tables or reciting the Modh Coinníollach, schoolchildren in Clonakilty's Gaelscoil Mhichíl Uí Choileáin will be spreading the true meaning of Christmas by performing acts of kindness for friends, family and the community. It's the third year in a row the school has replaced homework with something unique. Last year it was gratitude, where the children and their families recorded all the things they were grateful for in a Dialann Buíochas (Gratitude Diary). This year, the children are asked to record their acts of kindness - either in writing or pictures - in their Dialann Cineáltais (Kindness Diary). The school suggests doing something nice for an elderly neighbour, or performing an act of kindness for a relative or friend who may be feeling lonely, but the act can be anything as long as it brightens someone's day."

"In Ireland and abroad, we take pride in the wearing and displaying of the green on St Patrick's Day. The colour is an intrinsic part of our pride in our roots and the joint celebration of Irishness on our national holiday. Over many years, the Office of Public Works has set the mood for this important day by symbolically 'greening' our most iconic heritage sites, government buildings and national cultural institutions.

"This year is different, however, and even as we look forward to marking St Patrick's Day with our friends and loved ones, we think of the people of Ukraine whose lives, safety and sovereignty are at risk. For them and for the eyes of the world, we send a message of solidarity by illuminating 41 Irish landmarks across the country in the colours of Ukraine tonight and over the St Patrick's Day weekend to underline that the people of Ireland stand with Ukraine."

"The Global Greening campaign will not take place this year so monuments can be lit in Ukraine's colours. Taoiseach Micheál Martin has written to all Irish embassies asking that embassies, monuments and other sites typically lit up green for St Patrick's Day should instead be lit up in yellow and blue."

"The Austrian declaration of war on Serbia was pure theory; no action followed it. Now this gives the essential factor in the outbreak of the First World War. All the great powers, of whom there were five, or six counting Italy, had vast conscript armies. These armies of course were not maintained in peace time. They were brought together by mobilisation. This factor had already counted before in the Austro-Prussian war of 1866, but this time there was a further complication.

"All mobilisation plans depended on railways. At that time the automobile was hardly used, certainly not as an instrument of mass transport, and railways demand time tables. All the mobilisation plans had been timed to the minute, months or even years before and they could not be changed. Modification in one direction would ruin them in every other direction. Any attempt for instance by the Austrians to mobilise against Serbia would mean that they could not then mobilise against Russian because two lots of trains would be running against each other. The same problem was to arise later for the Russians and in the end for the Germans who, having a plan to mobilise against France, could not switch round and mobilise again against Russia. Any alteration in the mobilisation plan meant not a delay for 24 hours but for at least six months before the next lot of timetables were ready."

"On his [Gove's] tour of the TV studios, he suggested several times that people who are willing to sponsor a Ukrainian family need to come to the government with the name of that family who will then rubber stamp it. He can't seriously be asking Ukrainian families who are fleeing Vladimir Putin, who have left their homes with nothing, to get on to Instagram and advertise themselves in the hope a British family might notice them."

"Today, we call for an immediate cessation of all attacks on health care in Ukraine. These horrific attacks are killing and causing serious injuries to patients and health workers, destroying vital health infrastructure and forcing thousands to forgo accessing health services despite catastrophic needs.

"To attack the most vulnerable - babies, children, pregnant women, and those already suffering from illness and disease, and health workers risking their own lives to save lives - is an act of unconscionable cruelty.

"In Ukraine, since the start of the war, 31 attacks on health care have been documented via the WHO's Surveillance System for Attacks on Health Care (SSA). According to these reports, in 24 incidents health care facilities were damaged or destroyed, while in five cases ambulances were damaged or destroyed. These attacks have led to at least 12 deaths and 34 injuries, and affected access to and availability of essential health services. WHO is verifying further reports, as attacks continue to be reported despite the calls for protection of health care."

"More than ever, getting rid of Russian fossil fuels and of fossil fuels in general, is essential. What is at stake is both the need to accelerate the fight against climate change, and, as we can see now, the short-term energy security of the European continent."

"There have been almost 12,000 pledges of accommodation from Irish people to refugees from Ukraine. On Monday, the Government announced an accommodation pledge register through the Irish Red Cross website. The highest number of accommodation pledges by county is 2,149 in Dublin, followed by 1,327 in Cork, and 663 in Galway. The Government is said to be setting up an Irish presence in Polish airports to facilitate people fleeing the war in Ukraine."

"Ireland is rolling out a series of extraordinary measures, including a plan to shelter up to 80,000 refugees from Ukraine. Farmers will receive extra State payments to grow crops on their land to counteract the economic and financial impact of the Ukrainian crisis. Emergency plans to house up to 80,000 Ukrainian refugees, which could involve constructing modular homes on State land such as the Curragh, are being drawn up with officials from the Department of Children working throughout the weekend with several hundred hotels being acquired from next week. With thousands of families now expected to arrive here, the Department of Education is working on meeting the demand for extra school places, while psychological supports and counselling are also being looked at. Meanwhile, a reduction in excise and an increase in the hauliers' fuel rebate is on the cards to help ease soaring petrol, diesel and home heating costs.

"Measures such as compulsory tillage orders were used in Ireland in extreme circumstances such as 'The Emergency' (WWII) including at the Ford car factory on Centre Park Rd, Cork City, pictured in 1940:"

"The purpose of Newspeak was not only to provide a medium of expression for the world-view and mental habits proper to the devotees of Ingsoc, but to make all other modes of thought impossible. It was intended that when Newspeak had been adopted once and for all and Oldspeak forgotten, a heretical thought - that is, a thought diverging from the principles of Ingsoc - should be literally unthinkable, at least so far as thought is dependent on words. Its vocabulary was so constructed as to give exact and often very subtle expression to every meaning that a Party member could properly wish to express, while excluding all other meanings and also the possibility of arriving at them by indirect methods. This was done partly by the invention of new words, but chiefly by eliminating undesirable words and by stripping such words as remained of unorthodox meanings, and so far as possible of all secondary meanings whatever. To give a single example. The word free still existed in Newspeak, but it could only be used in such statements as 'This dog is free from lice' or 'This field is free from weeds'. It could not be used in its old sense of 'politically free' or 'intellectually free' since political and intellectual freedom no longer existed even as concepts, and were therefore of necessity nameless. Quite apart from the suppression of definitely heretical words, reduction of vocabulary was regarded as an end in itself, and no word that could be dispensed with was allowed to survive. Newspeak was designed not to extend but to diminish the range of thought, and this purpose was indirectly assisted by cutting the choice of words down to a minimum."

"What about a Damascene conversion for Vladimir? Without it Saul would have been a bloodthirsty nobody. Putin said 'God forbid ...'. Is he a Russian Orthodox believer? A sudden cessation of the war because he repents would make him a universal saint for all time! Miracles aside, what does the Russian church say about the war? The Pope has made a clear condemnation. Surely there must be many orthodox Christian clerics bursting with horror. Maybe we are not allowed to hear of them, given the control of information. Given also that he only appears to talk to his subordinates at five metre table lengths, perhaps no senior cleric can get anywhere close to him. It is very difficult to have reasonable hope."

"Russia's military offensive against Ukraine is an act of aggression that will make already worrisome tensions between NATO and Moscow even more dangerous. The west's new cold war with Russia has turned hot. Vladimir Putin bears primary responsibility for this latest development, but NATO's arrogant, tone-deaf policy toward Russia over the past quarter-century deserves a large share as well. Analysts committed to a US foreign policy of realism and restraint have warned that continuing to expand the most powerful military alliance in history toward another major power would not end well. The war in Ukraine provides definitive confirmation that it did not."

"Yeltsin and his countrymen were strongly opposed to enlargement, seeing it as a strategy for exploiting their vulnerability and moving Europe's dividing line to the east, leaving them isolated."

"Many Russians see NATO as a vestige of the cold war, inherently directed against their country. They point out that they have disbanded the Warsaw Pact, their military alliance, and ask why the west should not do the same."

"I think it is the beginning of a new cold war. The Russians will gradually react quite adversely and it will affect their policies. I think it is a tragic mistake. There was no reason for this whatsoever. No one was threatening anybody else."

"... the first scheme in the world that's up and running in this short period of time. This is an incredible scheme and we are doing everything possible, surging capacity across every single application centre across the EU."

"Why did the Americans do that? As a warning to everyone. Obey us, or we'll drop a little bomb on you, like we did on Japan. That's how I see it. Why else would they drop a bomb?"

"A mural has been unveiled in Letterkenny, Co Donegal to show solidarity with the people of Ukraine. The painting by street artist Ciarán Dunlevy was displayed for the first time at a vigil, organised by the local community, this evening. The mural was inspired by a report in the New York Times, he said, which showed people in Ukraine taking up arms to defend their nation. Mr Dunlevy said the artwork is a 'declaration of our support for the Ukrainian people. It is an honouring of their exceptional courage, strength, humanity and power. We want them to know that the Irish people stand with them in solidarity and love.'

"'The last mural I painted was of Ireland's great mythical hero Fionn Mac Cumhaill. Fionn's warriorship was one of integrity, truth, courage and love. Fionn and the Fianna were fierce protectors of their tribe. This is what I saw in the faces of the Ukrainian people. This new mural depicts the face of one of these people; a young Ukrainian civilian-warrior named Zakhar Nechypor who has the power and protection of their sovereignty Goddess Berehynia emanating through him.'"

"I take the view that the best thing that Russian deserters can do is go back to Russia, tell the Russian people they are being deceived, tell the Russian people that their military leaders are causing huge amounts of unnecessary suffering and losses because of either incompetence or arrogance, and they can go back and tell the mothers, who are wondering where their thousands of disappeared sons are."

"When I was a kid the disaster we worried about most was a nuclear war. That's why we had a barrel like this down in our basement, filled with cans of food and water. When the nuclear attack came, we were supposed to go downstairs, hunker down and eat out of that barrel [audience laughs]. Today the greatest risk of global catastrophe doesn't look like this [shows mushroom cloud]. Instead, it looks like this [influenza virus]. If anything kills over 10 million people in the next few decades, it's most likely to be a highly infectious virus rather than a war. Not missiles, but microbes."

"I would recommend the saying of Sun Tzu, 'Give your enemy a golden bridge to retreat across', meaning make backing down attractive for your enemy. My gut feeling is that it's not to him we need to give this golden bridge, it's to the people around him."

"We must re-create the European family in a regional structure called, it may be, the United States of Europe, and the first practical step will be to form a Council of Europe. If at first all the States of Europe are not willing or able to join a union we must nevertheless proceed to assemble and combine those who will and who can. The salvation of the common people of every race and every land from war and servitude must be established on solid foundations, and must be created by the readiness of all men and women to die rather than to submit to tyranny. In this urgent work France and Germany must take the lead together. Great Britain, the British Commonwealth of Nations, mighty America - and, I trust, Soviet Russia, for then indeed all would be well - must be the friends and sponsors of the new Europe and must champion its right to live. Therefore I say to you 'Let Europe arise!'"

"In these present days we dwell strangely and precariously under the shield, and I even say protection, of the atomic bomb. The atomic bomb is still only in the hands of a nation which, we know, will never use it except in the cause of right and freedom, but it may well be that in a few years this awful agency of destruction will be widespread and that the catastrophe following from its use by several warring nations will not only bring to an end all that we call civilisation but may possibly disintegrate the globe itself."

"I hope that those who are at this moment enemies around the world might consider using more temperate language when describing those with whom they disagree. Today's 'terrorist' could very well be tomorrow's president. That has happened in South Africa. Most of those who were vilified as terrorists are today our cabinet ministers and others sit in the government benches of our national assembly. If those we disagree with today are possibly going to be our colleagues tomorrow, we might begin by trying to describe them in language that won't be an embarrassment when that time of change does come.

"It is crucial too that we keep remembering that negotiations, peace talks, forgiveness and reconciliation happen most frequently not between friends, not between those who like one another. They happen precisely because people are at loggerheads, and detest one another as only enemies can. But enemies are potential allies, friends, colleagues and collaborators. This is not just utopian idealism. The first democratically elected government of South Africa was a Government of National Unity made up of members of political parties that were engaged in a life-and-death struggle. The man who headed it had been incarcerated for twenty-seven years as a dangerous terrorist. If it could happen there, surely it can happen in other places. Perhaps God chose such an unlikely place deliberately, to show the world that it can be done anywhere.

"Peace is possible, especially if today's adversaries were to imagine themselves becoming friends and begin acting in ways that will promote such a friendship developing in reality. It would be wonderful if, as they negotiated, they tried to find ways of accommodating each other's needs. A readiness to make concessions is a sign of strength, not weakness. And it can be worthwhile sometimes to lose a battle in order in the end to win the war. Those who are engaged in negotiations for peace and prosperity are striving after such a splendid, such a priceless goal, that it should be easier to find ways where all are winners than to fight; where negotiators make it a point that no one loses face, that no one emerges empty-handed, with nothing to place before his or her constituency. How one wishes that negotiators would avoid having bottom lines and too many preconditions. In negotiations we are, as in the process of forgiveness, seeking to give all the chance to begin again. The rigid will have a tough time. The flexible, those who are ready to make principled compromises, end up being the victors."

"President Putin has chosen a premeditated war that will bring a catastrophic loss of life and human suffering. Russia alone is responsible for the death and destruction this attack will bring, and the United States and its allies and partners will respond in a united and decisive way. The world will hold Russia accountable."

"I went in yesterday and there was a television screen, and I said, 'This is genius.' Putin declares a big portion of the Ukraine ... Putin declares it as independent. Oh, that's wonderful. So, Putin is now saying, 'It's independent', a large section of Ukraine. I said, 'How smart is that?' And he's gonna go in and be a peacekeeper. We could use that on our southern border. That's the strongest peace force I've ever seen. Here's a guy who's very savvy ... I know him very well. Very, very well. Here's a guy that says, you know, 'I'm gonna declare a big portion of Ukraine independent and we're gonna go out and we're gonna go in and we're gonna help keep peace.' You gotta say that's pretty savvy."

"Curling shoes actually feature different soles on each shoe - and both are equally as important. One sole is known as a 'gripper.' As it might suggest, the rubbery material is designed to give athletes traction and grip on the ice sheet to ensure they don't fall over. The other sole is known as a 'slider'. Here the idea is to give athletes the ability to glide over the ice with the minimal effort. It is made from a Teflon material. Left-handed players generally use the gripper on the left foot and slider on the right, the opposite for those players who use their right hand to deliver a stone."

"Sweeping the ice in front of the running surface as the rock travels changes the ice surface by warming it slightly, affecting the distance travelled. The friction of the broom also creates small grooves in the ice, affecting direction. One sweeper lightly sweeps the area to remove debris. The amount of pressure necessary for this is tricky. A very light sweep (one or two pounds of pressure) may be counterproductive. In this case, debris may "roll under" the broom head. Greater pressure (10 pounds) will be much more effective in cleaning the area. Directional sweeping is used to keep rocks straight as well as to increase the curl. In order to get rocks to curl more, the "high side" sweeper (on the opposite side of the curl direction) sweeps/scratches the path at angle up to 45 degrees in the direction of the intended curl. The directional results will come from only one side. If two sweepers are scratching on opposite sides, they will nullify the desired outcome."

"The uninhabited island of Ailsa Craig is situated in the Firth of Clyde, about 10 miles from the Scottish mainland. Known to locals as 'Paddy's Milestone' for being a resting spot across the sea between Glasgow and Belfast, it was a haven for Catholics fleeing persecution by Protestants during the Scottish Reformation in the 16th century.

"The tough, hard properties of the island's micro-granite make it the ideal material from which to make curling stones. Founded in 1851, Kays Curling manufactures and exports the unique Ailsa Craig stones around the world."

"My good friends, for the second time in our history, a British Prime Minister has returned from Germany bringing peace with honour. I believe it is peace for our time. We thank you from the bottom of our hearts. Go home and get a nice quiet sleep."

"The settlement of the Czechoslovakian problem which has now been achieved is, in my view, only the prelude to a larger settlement in which all Europe may find peace. This morning I had another talk with the German Chancellor, Herr Hitler, and here is the paper which bears his name upon it as well as mine [waves document]. Some of you, perhaps, have already heard what it contains but I would just like to read it to you: '... We regard the agreement signed last night and the Anglo-German Naval Agreement as symbolic of the desire of our two peoples never to go to war with one another again'."

"NATO will not compromise on core principles: the right of each nation to choose its own path and our ability to protect and defend all Allies. We have already enhanced our deterrence and defence with more troops, planes and ships, and higher readiness of the NATO Response Force. These steps are defensive. NATO is not a threat to Russia. We do not know what will happen in Ukraine but the situation has already demonstrated we face a crisis in European security. Moscow has made it clear that it is prepared to contest the fundamental principles that have underpinned our security for decades and to do so by using force.

"I regret to say that this is the new normal in Europe."

"I believe it must be the policy of the United States to support free peoples who are resisting attempted subjugation by armed minorities or by outside pressures ... that we must assist free peoples to work out their own destinies in their own way ... [and] that our help should be primarily through economic and financial aid which is essential to economic stability and orderly political processes."

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"They were horrible days here in Northern Ireland. You just didn't know what was going to crop up next. There were murders, there were people disappearing, there was great unrest everywhere. They were ugly, ugly years. It was 30 years of my life that really were destroyed and I'm not the only one who could say that. It's something that still stirs up a lot of feeling in some rugby corners that those two games in 1972 were never played. Even outside rugby, people would tell you how disappointed they were. Everybody was so keen that England came and we were absolutely thrilled. I think it was very, very important for the whole country."

"What will happen to our Ecotricity bills in April? What price increases do you have planned?"

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"Would anyone like a bottle of pink cherry gin? Unwanted Christmas present. Can leave outside hidden for collection."

"I remember the first time I saw Eddie Izzard do 'le singe est sur la branche' (the monkey is on the branch) at the Montreal Just for Laughs, a routine about how he learned that phrase. The whole thing is about: how can I contrive a situation where I could use that phrase? Would I have to bring a monkey with me and place a monkey in the tree and then, say, go to the guy in the hotel reception: 'Yeah, yeah, that's my name and by the way, 'le singe est sur la branche'?'"

"As a French teacher who started learning the language from textbooks that had been written in the 1920s, I have always loved that Eddie Izzard clip. I confess that when teaching French prepositions, I used 'le chat est sur/sous/devant etc la table', partly because a cat is one of the few animals I could draw on my worksheets, and I did demonstrate with a black furry toy cat and the teacher's table."

"To celebrate the creativity and talent of women on St. Brigid's Day 2022, the Irish Traditional Music Archive and the Department of Foreign Affairs have collaborated to commission three talented and emerging traditional musicians to compose new works inspired by lore relating to St. Brigid.

"Síle Denvir, Cailtín Nic Gabhann and Louise Mulcahy spent time in ITMA's library researching music, history and folklore relating to Brigid. They also visited places associated with Brigid in Kildare. Once sufficient creative impetus was found, they set about composing a new song, melody and dance."

"Uilleann piper/flute player Louise Mulcahy's new composition, Port Naomh Bríd/St. Brigid's Jig, celebrates St. Brigid, her legacy and her important connection with nature and the environment."

"This Leader of the Opposition, a former Director of Public Prosecutions ... spent most of his time prosecuting journalists and failing to prosecute Jimmy Savile, as far as I can make out."

"I believe it was wrong for you to imply this week that Keir Starmer was personally responsible for allowing Jimmy Savile to escape justice. There was no fair or reasonable basis for that assertion. This was not the usual cut and thrust of politics; it was an inappropriate and partisan reference to a horrendous case of child sex abuse. You tried to clarify your position today but, despite my urging, you did not apologise for the misleading impression you gave.

"Even now, I hope you find it in yourself to apologise for a grave error of judgement made under huge pressure. I appreciate that our political culture is not forgiving when people say sorry, but regardless, it is the right thing to do. It is not too late for you but, I'm sorry to say, it is too late for me."

"Mr Speaker, I get it and I will fix it. I want to say to the people of this country: I know what the issue is. [Hon. Members: "No!"] Yes. [Hon. Members: "You!"]"

"As a result of the Metropolitan Police's investigations, and so as not to prejudice the police investigative process, they have told me that it would only be appropriate to make minimal reference to the gatherings on the dates they are investigating. Unfortunately, this necessarily means that I am extremely limited in what I can say about those events and it is not possible at present to provide a meaningful report setting out and analysing the extensive factual information I have been able to gather."

"Eco Park takes a step forward today, quite a big one.

"We gained outline planning permission for the all-wooden stadium about two years ago - after six years in planning.

"Then we got a new MP (from out of town) that tried and failed to stop it, then the pandemic hit - so it's not been without its challenges :)

"We stayed busy, working with the council to align our plans with the Local Plan Review that was underway - and also the canal re-instatement.

"As a result we've submitted a new planning application today that supports the Local Plan Review - which identifies Eco Park as land suitable for sport and business use.

"That review should complete around autumn time and if we're lucky we'll have outline permission for the whole thing this time next year.

"It's a lot of progress actually - back in the day our biggest issue was the land was outside of the Local Plan, now smack bang in it.

"Some amazing opportunities for Stroud and the wider area - the sport and green tech biz park combo will bring about £150m annual benefit to the region and £2m of biz rates to Stroud District. We're talking about 5k or so jobs in the green economy.

"FGR will have an amazing new home and a new training facility where we can bring all elements of the club together for the first time - youth, academy, women and first teams.

"The new wetland area is exciting as is the chance to push the boundaries of sustainable development. We need to build stuff, we need places to work and to live - the question is not if to build such things but how. At Eco Park we'll get the chance to set new standards. We'll build places to live and to work and make room for nature - with a 12% biodiversity increase on what's there today. And at the New Lawn - we hope to build low carbon affordable housing.

"Lot's still to do, hurdles to overcome - but we've come a long way."

"We hope the benches will create a lasting legacy for After Life, as well as become a place for people to visit."

"We are delighted to be chosen to take not one but two of the Benches of Hope. We know people have really relied on our open spaces during lockdown - for exercise, for wellbeing and for their mental health. These benches will provide even more opportunities to sit, be still, chat as well as giving you a chance to reflect."

"I'd have been living under a rock not to have seen Netflix happening. They've pandered to the way people watch things, which is binge-watching. The last two or three years, I haven't watched terrestrial TV. There's no reason to sit and flick, going 'This is all rubbish'. I don't turn the telly on unless it's to go to Netflix. Netflix is now, Netflix is TV."

"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

"This is my challenge: over the next few years, I want us to reinvent public service broadcasting for a new generation. Let me say straight away: this does not mean somehow forsaking our existing audiences - that would be stupid. We have to ride two horses: doing brilliant things on our existing channels and services, but also innovating in the digital space. Our task is to reinvent public service broadcasting so that it works for all audiences.

"Audiences continue to value what we do - in fact, they value it more than ever. And - Ofcom's research shows - young people value public service broadcasting as much as all of us - a really crucial point to remember. But if young people value what we do, reaching them is a whole different matter. In fact, it's one of the single biggest strategic issues we now face. Why? Well, first, because there's so much competition for their time. Adults spend eight percent of their media time on social media and messaging. For 16-24 year-olds, it's 25 percent. Across the whole of the TV market, time spent with young audiences has fallen by 20 to 30 percent. It's the same story with radio. Increasingly, younger audiences and older audiences are consuming media in different ways. So we have to respond.

"I think the second big issue is that the media landscape has changed beyond recognition. It is hugely more global and more competitive. We're now in an environment where Amazon, Netflix, and others are willing to invest huge amounts of money with no certain return in an attempt to capture market share where Facebook is looking at commissioning its own TV programmes, and Twitter is buying up sports rights and where moves such as the Fox-Sky merger are making the very biggest players even bigger."

"I've never heard such an abject apology from a government minister in my 30-plus years in this place."

"Mr Speaker, I want to apologise. I know that millions of people across this country have made extraordinary sacrifices over the last 18 months. I know the anguish that they have been through - unable to mourn their relatives, unable to live their lives as they want or do the things they love. And I know the rage they feel with me and with the government I lead, when they think that in Downing Street itself the rules are not being properly followed by the people who make the rules.

"And though I cannot anticipate the conclusions of the current inquiry I have learned enough to know there were things we simply did not get right and I must take responsibility. Number 10 is a big department with the garden as an extension of the office - which has been in constant use because of the role of fresh air in stopping the virus. And when I went into that garden just after six on the 20th of May 2020, to thank groups of staff before going back into my office 25 minutes later to continue working, I believed implicitly that this was a work event.

"But, Mr Speaker, with hindsight I should have sent everyone back inside, I should have found some other way to thank them and I should have recognised that even if it could be said technically to fall within the guidance, there would be millions and millions of people who simply would not see it that way. People who suffered terribly - people who were forbidden from meeting loved ones at all, inside or outside. And to them and to this house I offer my heartfelt apologies. And all I ask is that Sue Gray be allowed to complete her inquiry into that day and several others so that the full facts can be established."

"is a not-for-profit initiative that was launched at the end of March 2020 to support vital COVID-19 research. The app was launched by health science company ZOE with scientific analysis provided by King's College London. With over 4 million contributors globally, the Study is the world's largest ongoing study of COVID-19 and is led by ZOE Co-Founder, Tim Spector [Professor of Genetic Epidemiology at King's College]."

"It's good news that the number of daily new cases has slowed for now. ZOE COVID Study data shows that this slowdown is being driven by cases falling in London and in younger age groups. However, it's worrying to see cases increasing in the over 75 age group. This is the group we need to protect as they are the most likely to be hospitalised as a result of a COVID infection. It's too early to know if cases have truly peaked in London, as schools reopen after the holidays. We've seen school terms driving infection waves throughout the pandemic. The health and care systems are already under huge pressure, so we all need to take personal responsibility for limiting the spread of COVID. This could be in the form of regular testing, wearing masks, staying away from busy crowded places, meeting up outside and getting booster vaccines."

"While some countries have had enough personal protective equipment, tests and vaccines to stockpile throughout this pandemic, many countries do not have enough to meet basic baseline needs or modest targets, which no rich country would have been satisfied with. Vaccine inequity is a killer of people and jobs and it undermines a global economic recovery.

"At the current pace of vaccine rollout, 109 countries would miss out on fully vaccinating 70% of their populations by the start of July 2022. The essence of the disparity is that some countries are moving toward vaccinating citizens a fourth time, while others haven't even had enough regular supply to vaccinate their health workers and those at most risk. Booster after booster in a small number of countries will not end a pandemic while billions remain completely unprotected."

"With the curtain closing on 2021, we are faced by a sombre milestone, and a stark choice. This New Year's Eve marks the second anniversary of the COVID-19 pandemic, serving as a poignant reminder of what we have achieved, gained and lost, as a global community, in our collective response to a truly global crisis. It offers a moment for pause, reflection and, I urge, renewed action to end the pandemic in 2022.

"The power is in our hands to change the course of this crisis once and for all. We have all the tools, the resources and the reasons ... to end this calamity."

"1) the unparalleled scientific collaboration that has led to 10 vaccines receiving WHO Emergency Use Listing to protect people from serious illness and death; 2) over 8.5 billion doses of vaccine have been administered globally, saving millions of lives and reducing untold suffering; 3) new treatments have been developed that can boost access and reduce deaths."